Marvel: Ok, let’s pull out the big guns! Some character deaths, Spidey becoming an Avenger, and new suits for everyone! Let’s get-
Marvel: *hears a noise outside the window*
Marvel: *opens the curtains to see fans holding signs that say “more Loki pls”*
Marvel: *closes curtains* Anyway as I was saying-
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How to curse w/ Red Hood and Batman ft. Robin
Based on quotes by @quintexin
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“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”
a hero emerges
And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.
And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.
Teenage girls are amazing.
Sometimes they’re not even teenagers
I’ve been reposting this a lot to argue with conservatives who wanna mouth off, but here is a Genuinely Good Addition. 💖💖💖
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Easter 1918 – Went to Mass at 9 o'clock. It was the first time I’ve ever been to a Catholic Mass. The sight of the reverent group of blue-clad men in the deep abri lighted only by candles on the improvised altar was profoundly religious and inspiring… It rained off and on and coming back from Bois Sacré I saw a brilliant double rainbow. I was so mesmerized that I ran into a big shell-hole filled with water!
American ambulance driver in Marne, France. - Diary of Jerome Preston – Photo: WW1, France, a mass held in a “deep abri”. La Contemporaine - Here, on Facebook, a set of great photos “Joyeuses Pâques 1918!”
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If he says, “If you love me, you’d have sex with me”…
This is the one and only time Im ever gonna fucking tell you to listen to this asswipe of a lion.
This goes for everyone, dont think women dont do this shit to.
If anyone says “If you loved me you’d…” just leave
Wished id have realized this at 18.
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid
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- nightmares about trusted people hurting you
- nightmares that are completely different from what actually happened
- everything is too loud !!!
- gotta cut your hair gotta cut your hair chop chop chop
- tfw you’re halfway through telling a story and remember it involves Them
- never enough showers
- waking up and being somewhere else for a few seconds
- being bossy for the thrill of being in charge
- randomly teleporting to bad places for a few seconds while just going about your day
feel free to add more
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So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
This is honestly how symbolism works in English
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perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding
relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium
[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?
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